World peace? An end to all wars? Religious freedom? Shelter for the homeless?
Screw that!
Let’s avoid cliches, shall we…I’m a selfish bastard. Bah Humbug!
Here’s what I want for Christmas:
1. For you to subscribe to The Zombie Chronicles over at Podiobooks.com. If you already have, rate that sucker!
2. For you to enter the SCAR ME 4 LIFE Contest and help me get my first tattoo!
3. Subscribe through iTunes and again, if you have already, rate it!
4. For you to coninue to send me your emails telling me how awesome you think TZC is.
5. For you to email and tell all the other podcast authors out there how awesome THEY are (ok, maybe I’m not that selfish).
6. Sacrifice a small goat to the success of The Zombie Chronicles once it goes to print.
If you’ve done all those things then fear not! There’s a DONATION button on my website, www.jamesmelzer.net, you can go there and give me money which I will use to buy books, cigarettes, pay my hosting fees and spend on hookers and copious amounts of alcohol.
What, you thought I actually got paid to do what I do?
Merry Frickin’ Christmas!
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Im really excited to be able to pick this puppy up in print! its a fresh look at the zompocalypse and I’m digging it!
How much are hookers in Canada?
Depends on what you want. You can get a pretty good one for around $50